My socials are escaping!

My socials are escaping
I don’t know what to do
Facebook has gone wild
and Twitter’s X’d out too

Friends are emigrating
Family’s looking round
Instagram and Messenger
and WhatsApp’s where they’re found.

BlueSky, Reddit, Mastodon
If Meta we would escape
Now how to fit their icons
Across my phone’s screenscape?

LinkedIn, Nextdoor, Tumblr
Pinterest – all set out to inspire
And find their way into the mix
When other platforms tire.

My socials are escaping
Like free range chooks gone crazy
Perhaps a return to email
Will keep my wits less hazy!

_{(c) Dennis Ryle January 2025}